funny pick up lines....
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
If u were a booger, id pic u first
My name is (name) ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
You have been very naughty...GO TO MY ROOM!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
How bout u come over n sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
^^fun stuff^^ | 
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